1) This board is not public
Yes you read that right. Anyone is free to make an account, but that's only because
we let you. If you feel like being a complete retard, the board owners may feel like
making fun of you for it. Don't expect otherwise, and don't expect anyone to care if
this offends you. You have no rights to speak here, you have no right to post here,
and you have no reason to expect that anyone gives a shit about your feelings.
If there exists something so dear to you that you feel must be said, write it on a
piece of paper and stick it to your nose because your freedom of speech ends there.
2) Lawsuits/Suing people
Feel free to make all the legal threats you want, heck
email them to us if you are so inclined, you're invited to. However, be aware that you WILL be
ridiculed for doing this. Why? Look back at point number one. This isn't a goddamn public
board, and if you got offended it's your own damn fault.
We see legal threats as a great source of amusement, so feel free to send us as many as you want.
3) No anonymous posters
This board is focused on a group of people who all know each other, mostly as a result of playing
a little old game known as Everquest. Significant wordage in previous sentence: we all know each
other. In other words if you're some anonymous little prick joining up just to spy on threads
and/or post poorly-worded flames, guess what? You get banned.
And in case you haven't figured it out yet, no one cares if this offends you.
4) Moderation sucks
We despise censoring posts, deleting threads, or playing babysitters for immature fucks. If someone
says something that pisses you off, no one cares. We will not shut them up, and in fact if
the mood suits us we'll join in on the fun. So feel free to post whatever you want to say. Just
remember, if we think what you have to say is retarded and the reaction you get is bad, it's your
own damn fault.
Be advised that if your stupidity reaches beyond a certain thresholds, editing your posts is considered
another source of amusement. Don't be surprised if it happens.
5) Spamming sucks
